Well hey I'm sick and I've not done one of these since I was 13 so...

1:

Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? - Depends on if I've left shit on the floor preventing them from closing properly. *Domestic Goddess*.

2:

Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? - No, it's fairy liquid in a posh bottle.

3:

Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? - My sheets don't fit my bed. So no.

4:

Have you ever stolen a street sign before? - If I ever did, it would have been because I was drunk, and had that been the case, chances are I don't remember!

5:

Do you like to use post-it notes? - I fucking hate post-it notes.

6:

Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? - I go to the pretzel place all the time 'pretending' to collect coupons but really I'm just into the free samples. Doesn't answer the question but DOES make me want pretzels.

7:

Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? - Bear. Phobia of bees...

8:

Do you have freckles? - Only a smattering. Don't show much unless I've caught the sun.

9:

Do you always smile for pictures? - No I gurn.

10:

What is your biggest pet peeve? - Unkindness. Not very original, but a massive annoyance as it's so fucking easy to just be pleasant.

11:

Do you ever count your steps when you walk? - Nope. But my Ipod does. Who's a clever ipod...

12:

Have you ever peed in the woods? - Of course.

13:

What about pooped in the woods? - I don't want to talk about that time.

14:

Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? - I don't dance even when there IS music playing.

15:

Do you chew your pens and pencils? - Ah, I remember pens and pencils. Didn't they look a bit like keyboards?

16:

How many people have you slept with this week? - Three a day. We're talking about food right?

17:

What size is your bed? - Double. Ish.

18:

What is your Song of the week? - Raise the Parting Glass - The Wailing Jennys

19:

Is it okay for guys to wear pink? - No it's not ok. It's wrong, on a socio-moral level. (Dafuq?)

20:

Do you still watch cartoons? - I marathoned 'Arthur' this afternoon so yeah. I 'still' watch cartoons.

21:

Whats your least favorite movie? - Superbad is up there with the top movie-hates.

22:

Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? - I wouldn't fucking bury it.

23:

What do you drink with dinner? - Diet Coke or something...

24:

What do you dip a chicken nugget in? - KETCHUP!

25:

What is your favorite food? - Sweet and Sour stir-fry.

26:

What movies could you watch over and over and still love? - There are many. Off the top of my head though I guess The Social Network, Anchorman and Casino Royale.

27:

Last person you kissed/kissed you? - That's between me and him, surely.

28:

Were you ever a boy/girl scout? - No. I used to climb trees and throw mud at them.

29:

Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? - We're talking Tatler? Or Empire? That'd be funny.

30:

When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? - I send postcards quite a lot. I guess a month ago?

31:

Can you change the oil on a car? - No...

32:

Ever gotten a speeding ticket? - Er-no...

33:

Ever ran out of gas? - Metaphorically yes. I'm answering these for Christ's sake.

34:

Favorite kind of sandwich? - Philly Cheese Steak. Or just cheese and pickle.

35:

Best thing to eat for breakfast? - Bran in yogurt with bananna and berries.

36:

What is your usual bedtime? - Work day usually 11.30. Weekend, anywhere between that an 2am!

37:

Are you lazy? - No. I'm overactive with a hyper-tenacity for procrastination.

38:

When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? - I dressed up like a Jedi most of the year around. So I probably tried to dress 'normal' and that was scary enough.

39:

What is your Chinese astrological sign? - No clue.

40:

How many languages can you speak? - Just English really. Good conversational French though.

41:

Do you have any magazine subscriptions? - Empire, a couple of Marvel Comics and the Times Iphone app.

42:

Which are better legos or lincoln logs? - Lego. Idiot.

43:

Are you stubborn? - No. I'm persuasive enough to not need to be.

44:

Who is better...Leno or Letterman? - Letterman.

45:

Ever watch soap operas? - Eastenders more and more these days.

46:

Are you afraid of heights? - Phobic.

47:

Do you sing in the car? - Not exclusively no...

48:

Do you sing in the shower? - Does humming count?

49:

Do you dance in the car? - Can we stop the car thing, I HARDLY get in cars these days.

50:

Ever used a gun? - Yep. A fair few times.

51:

Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? - Never.

52:

Do you think musicals are cheesy? - The cheesy ones are. If you come to this as a general conclusion then you're experience of musical theatre is not nearly broad enough. Google Sondheim and Bernstein. That'll keep you going.

53:

Is Christmas stressful? - No. People stress themselves out OVER Christmas. That means they're idiots. It doesn't mean Christmas is stressful. Christmas means I get to go home and spend time eating chocolate and watching Doctor Who with my family. That's simplicity at its core.

54:

Ever eat a pierogi? - Is that like a beer pasta?

55:

Favorite type of fruit pie? - Rhubarb and Apple crumble.

56:

Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? - Writer (no change) Astronaut (no change) Actor (AHAHAHAHAHAHA yeah that changed) and Farmer.

57:

Do you believe in ghosts? - Only a sith deals in absolutes.

58:

Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? - Have you asked me this?

59:

Take a vitamin daily? - A fair number actually.

60:

Wear slippers? - Slipper socks. These questions are so boring...

61:

Wear a bath robe? - The dude abides.

62:

What do you wear to bed? - Pyjamas...?

63:

First concert? - Disney Channel Kids Awards 1999! YES!

64:

Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? - Wal-Mart. There were guns beside the sanitary towels. That's hilarious.

65:

Nike or Adidas? Neither.

66:

Cheetos Or Fritos? Chitos.

67:

Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Peanuts.

68:

Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? No.

69:

Ever take dance lessons? Yes.

70:

Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? No. That would be fucking stupid.

71:

Can you curl your tongue? - Yes.

72:

Ever won a spelling bee? - Never took part in one.

73:

Have you ever cried because you were so happy? - No. Just so I don't sound like a misery, this is because my general 'reaction' complex doesn't operate that way. I have been many a time - ridiculously happy...but I don't cry for that reason.

74:

Own any record albums? - Indeed I do.

75:

Own a record player? - No.

76:

Regularly burn incense? - No.

77:

Ever been in love? - Yes.

78:

Who would you like to see in concert? - Muse.

79:

What was the last concert you saw? - London Symphony Orchestra.

80:

Hot tea or cold tea? - Urgh, cold!?!?! Hot...

81:

Tea or coffee? - Depends on the time of day/occasion.

82:

Sugar or snickerdoodles? - Sugar.

83:

Can you swim well? - Very.

84:

Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? - Yes.

85:

Are you patient? - Not at all.

86:

DJ or band, at a wedding? - Band.

87:

Ever won a contest? - Yes.

88:

Ever have plastic surgery? - No.

89:

Which are better black or green olives? - Green.

90:

Can you knit or crochet? - Knit-ish.

91:

Best room for a fireplace? - Living room. Not bedroom, as one particular year at uni taught me.

92:

Do you want to get married? - Who knows.

93:

If married, how long have you been married? - Not.

94:

Who was your HS crush? - Probably the guy I went out with for 18 months.

95:

Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? - Yes. Every day. It doesn't work. Hence why I continually do it...(??)

96:

Do you have kids? - No.

97:

Do you want kids? - Yes.

98:

Whats your favorite color? - Pale blue.

99:

Do you miss anyone right now? who? - Yes, very much so and none of your business.

100:

Why did your last thing with someone end? - Busy lives.

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